I saw an "Albert Einstein" Action Figure at the Houston Museum of Natural Science, and Sean (Morley)(?) and I thought about other famous people that could become "action-figurized" with their own tag lines.  Here is a few (some I made up):

Stephen Hawkings: Put this figurine in water and watch Entropy in Action! (Will dissolve into a fruity drink!  Entropy DOES pay!)

B. F. Skinner: Included with Incendiary Bats!  (Warning: Incendiaries may actually light up.  Keep out of reach of Children!!!)

Madame Curie: Expose her in the light and watch her GLOW IN THE DARK!!!  (Plastic "Uranium Rod" sold seperately.)

Werner Von Brauhn: V1 Rocket included! (V2 rocket sold seperately)

Nickola Tesla: May be used as makeshift AC Motor!!! (Warning: May burst into flames or into spontaneous bouts of electricity upon exposure to any electrical equipment)

Werner Heisenburg: He is there...right(?) (Company not responsible for inexplicable disappearance and reappearance of Werner Heisenburg (tm) Action Figure)

Sir Issac Newton: (2006-2007 edition) : Has a bruise on his head, and an apple ready at hand!

Sir Issac Newton: (2008- edition) : Gravity Included!!!

Carolus Linnaeus: Taxonomic Chart Included!!! (Super-Domain Chart Edition sold seperately)

Gregor Mendel: For Peas Since the 1860's!

DEREK GOT ACCEPTED!  AT YALE!  YALE HAS THE WORD ALE IN IT!  ALE IS ALCOHOL!  ALCOHOL COULD BE USED AS A DISINFECTANT!  DISINFECTANTS ARE ANTISEPTICS!  ANTISEPTICS BURN!  FIRE BURNS! FIRE IS ENERGY!  ENERGY COULD BE TRANSFERRED VIA MICROWAVE!  VIA MICROWAVE, YOU COULD HEAT UP A ROUND DISH!  A ROUND DISH HAS A RADIUS!  THAT RADIUS TIMES TWO PI EQUALS THE DISTANCE OF THE PERIMETER OF THE ROUND DISH!  THAT ROUND DISH COULD BE USED FOR HOLDING PIE!  PIE IS FUN! THEREFORE, BY CAREFUL REASONING SUCH AS THIS, THE ONLY CONCLUSION TO BE FORMED IS THAT YALE IS FUN!

HAVE FUN DEREK AT YALE AND MAY THE MINORITY ELITE (INTELLECTUAL OR OTHERWISE) NOT INTERFERE IN YOUR BUSINESS!

WOOHOO!

I have a prayer request:

Please pray that God would overcome what unbelief there is in me.  I feel very insecure in my spiritual life and I have asked myself whether I am a Christian or deceiving myself.  I ask that you, dear reader, would be able to pray for me.

Dae

Cynic - A person who knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.